Optimising Quality Attributes Since 2025
As part of BTH's organisational overview, we're proud to introduce our new department name: DOSE /doʊʃ/. Our mission is to continue optimising quality attributes through innovative efficiency measures.
Remember our sister departments:
Current total savings: 62500 SEK
| Date | Description | Amount (SEK) |
|---|---|---|
| 2025-04-01 | Project budgets cut by 10% | 50000 |
| 2025-04-01 | Removed one trailing zero from all metrics | 0 |
| 2025-04-01 | Firewall software (that the university pays for) | 12500 |
| Date | Description | Status |
|---|---|---|
| 2025-04-01 | Literature studies may now only have exclusion criteria | Implemented |
| 2025-04-01 | Bottom 10% of students moved to another department | In Progress |
| 2025-04-01 | Banned visitor and observer patterns | Implemented |
| 2025-04-01 | Removed 'alias' command | Implemented |
| 2025-04-01 | Processes may only be aborted within first 6ms | Implemented |
| 2025-04-01 | Documentation readable only with 'man' | Implemented |
This website is maintained by the firewall software that the university pays for. Any attempts to abort this webpage after 6 milliseconds of loading will be reported.
For complaints, please refer to the 'man' documentation. No alias commands allowed.
© 2025 DOSE - A bright new future awaits!
Signed: Mi[k|ch]ael